Please don’t take this the wrong way but you must be the worst thing that happens every 6 days. I know it’s not your fault that you are such a drag. Honestly, I too would have a hard time competing with Friday Saturday and Sunday. Have you ever taken note of how relaxed Sunday is? She doesn’t rush people; instead she lets them do as they please and more importantly, at their own pace. Funny how she doesn’t even come with a dress code. But you my friend are the classic example of sibling rivalry, always stealing Sunday’s thunder. Even before she’s ready to depart, you hurriedly let yourself in. That’s just rude!
As if that is not enough, you arrive with all these expectations of early mornings and keeping people on their toes. You should give some serious consideration to a smoother transition given Sunday’s grace and elegance. By the way do they pack extra hours into you or why do just keep unfolding infinitely? You never seem to end.
Anyway, at least you only come once in 6 days, otherwise we’d have to impeach or assassinate you. Do me a favour will you, if you happen to bump into Friday on your way out, let him know that I really miss him? No one knows how to give a good ‘pick-me-up’ than Friday-especially in the evening. Kindly ask him to move it along and get here soon. If you can put in a good word for me with Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday to speed things up for Friday, I’ll be really grateful. It would also mean you are not so bad.
Ps# take your time coming back when you leave this time.
Yours truly.
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